Israeli archaeologists have announced the remnants of the tomb of King Herod have been discovered in a site located 40 years ago. The find is located flattened hilltop in the Judean Desert where the biblical monarch built a palace.

King Herod's Tomb Found

What has simultaneously been discovered among the ruins is a secret code about none other than the Son of God himself. You see, if one carefully lines up shattered pieces of pottery from nearby caves into three big J's we can mathematical Jesus had triplets. Yes, not one, not twinsies, but threesies.

Rumour has it Dan Brown and Simcha Jacobovici have purchased the rights to the find and will create a short story and documentary proving yet again that Jesus had kids with many wives, etc. Man these guys are gonna make a load of cash.