July 1st markes the 140th birthday of our land, so Happy Canada day. And also a Happy 4th of July to our friends down South who give us the bulk of our ridiculous news to write on.

I Kid You Not: The Ten Commandments of Driving

I. You shall not kill.

II. The road shall be for you a means of communion between people and not of mortal harm.

III. Courtesy, uprightness and prudence will help you deal with unforeseen events.

IV. Be charitable and help your neighbour in need, especially victims of accidents.

V. Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin.

VI. Charitably convince the young and not so young not to drive when they are not in a fitting condition to do so.

VII. Support the families of accident victims.

VIII. Bring guilty motorists and their victims together, at the appropriate time, so that they can undergo the liberating experience of forgiveness.

IX. On the road, protect the more vulnerable party.

X. Feel responsible towards others.

Thank God the Vatican took the time out to release this one. I've just been a wreck driving my car around the past 10 years and now I have more sin guilt to deal with.

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Israeli archaeologists have announced the remnants of the tomb of King Herod have been discovered in a site located 40 years ago. The find is located flattened hilltop in the Judean Desert where the biblical monarch built a palace.

King Herod's Tomb Found

What has simultaneously been discovered among the ruins is a secret code about none other than the Son of God himself. You see, if one carefully lines up shattered pieces of pottery from nearby caves into three big J's we can mathematical Jesus had triplets. Yes, not one, not twinsies, but threesies.

Rumour has it Dan Brown and Simcha Jacobovici have purchased the rights to the find and will create a short story and documentary proving yet again that Jesus had kids with many wives, etc. Man these guys are gonna make a load of cash.

Tune in to The Letters, season II

It's low budget, it's Canadian, and it's way too pretentious for the jokers that actually signed on (I'm the goofball third from the right). Being on the show was an amazing experience, hopefully the show itself will reflect this.

Ten suitors seek the affections of "Roxanne", but only one will get to meet her. Without knowing anything about us beyond what is written in our letters, "Roxanne" eliminates one suitor each day. Bear witness as I subtly attempt to evangelize the entire nation.